A good Joke

[nato]

I need a good joke, an original one not copy pasted from internet but invented by you, it needs to be good and written in english, the winner will get 2$.

[Ganon3force]

Ok.

Your mother.

Da dire dopo qualunque cosa.

[Etereo]

Balino is pro

I also have a better one

Revan is pro

[Ganon3force]

l0l

[nato]

out of contest would be better

[Corrosion]

Etereo knows how to play Magmus.


That's the best one u can catch here.

[spaghetti]

descartes walks into a bar,one of his friends asks him "hey,are you having a beer?" he answers "naah,i think not",and he disappears.

copiata ma non so perchè mi piace un mondo.

prova a tradurre quelle italiane,alcune orribili non son famose ovunque

[Yawgmoth]

[GrayFoX]

A man is at bar, really drunk. Some guys decide to be good Samaritans and get him home.
So they pick him up off the floor, and drag him out the door. On the way to the car, he falls down three times. When they get to his house, they help him out of the car and , he falls down four more times. They ring the bell,and one says, "Here's your husband!" the man's wife says, "Where the hell is wheelchair?"

[GrayFoX]

A man goes into his favourite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of meat ball soup. The customer signals the waiter to come back.
"Taste the soup!" he commands.
"Why?" inquires the surprised waiter.
"Taste the soup!" comes the reply.
"Max,you've beeen coming in here every day for ten years. There's never beeen anything wrong with the soup."
"Taste the soup!"
"What's wrong, too much salt... not enough salt?"
"Taste the soup!"
"What, the meat balls aren't tasty enough for you?"
"TASTE THE SOUP!"
The waiter finally agrees, "All right all right, i'll taste the soup! Where's the spoon?"
"A-HA!" chortles Max

[AmebA]

descartes walks into a bar,one of his friends asks him "hey,are you having a beer?" he answers "naah,i think not",and he disappears.

copiata ma non so perchè mi piace un mondo.

prova a tradurre quelle italiane,alcune orribili non son famose ovunque

Ti dico solo che ce l'ha detta la nostra prof. di italiano.
(Ma dove cazzo sei finito?)

[Ramo_CRO]

A man says to a friend: I killed 12 flies today. 5 of them were female and 7 male.
"How the hell do you know that?"
5 of them were on the phone, and 7 on the beer glass.

[giangole]

descartes walks into a bar,one of his friends asks him "hey,are you having a beer?" he answers "naah,i think not",and he disappears.

non l'ho capita...c'entra con la filosofia di cartesio?

[Red Pyr4mid]

This thread will become a threat.

[AmebA]

descartes walks into a bar,one of his friends asks him "hey,are you having a beer?" he answers "naah,i think not",and he disappears.

non l'ho capita...c'entra con la filosofia di cartesio?

Cogito ergo sum.